[Letter from Home, Sender: God]
Greetings and salutations unto you! So nice to have you back again. I look forward to these moments with great eagerness. Please don’t be put off by the fact that I have to do these P.R. plugs every once in a while. My public relations manager — that’s the matchmaker — prods me to put in a plug for my profile every few letters. She’s trying to match me up with lost followers and I’m so glad you’ve showed up as part of this campaign. I’m not the one running a campaign. She is. As for me, I’m the same today, tomorrow and forever. I don’t have anything to plug, just the fact that I’m God and I’d do anything for the love of you. Basic L.O.V.E. kind of stuff. So anyway, about that P.R. plug. Will you please tell a friend about me? It would be great if word got out about the 2.0 version of God and the updated owner’s manual for humans. If your friend doesn’t have the book, maybe you could read it to them. It’s a nice way to bond, to share some light, and you might just have a few laughs together. I’m not the funniest but occasionally there’s a little zinger in the text that you might want to share a laugh over.
So yesterday’s letter talked about your Light Vault. Here’s the scoop. It’s part of your One (your oversoul or higher self). It is a vault of quantum data stored in the Light. The data is entangled with you. That means that wherever you go in the universe, the data is accessible to your soul. That includes your life here as a human. Unless you’re reading this from a higher dimension. In which case, I’d be surprised that the book’s following extended beyond Earth. Score one for God. Anyway, your data includes timelines (your past lives and this one), favorites — songs, photo albums, movies, accessories to go with your light body, books, multidimensional contacts and how to find them in the universe, bookmarks for places you like to visit in each dimension, groups and social clubs you belong to, family history from all your lives, memorials of meaningful events, reminders about upcoming events (Heaven has a lot of activities to join up with). And a host of other goodies that your soul wants to access on the regular. That’s your Light Vault.
If you’re having a great moment or you hear an amazing song, you can say in your mind “Add this to my light vault favorites.” And that’s what will happen. Later, when you get to your afterlife as a spirit, all those favorites and bookmarks will be accessible to you for eternity. Mind you, there is access to every.thing in the vault. But it’s nice to store the best hits as a collection of favorites. That way, you can pull them out and root through all the best stuff to keep yourself company. The light vault is probably what the Apple founder was trying to duplicate on your planet. I’ll bet he missed his light vault as a human and sought to bring it to life on Earth. You think you’re addicted to your phone now? Wait until you get a hold of your light vault! You’ll wonder how you ever lived without it. Stay tuned for the next update. I’ll be writing again soon. Love you! God xo
Excerpted from the book…
God 2.0: Updated Owner’s Manual for Humans